When my brother and I introduce ourselves to people I say my name is Peyton and they always ask if my brother’s name is Eli which he hates. (139 characters)
\n– Peyton Berger<\/p>\n
Once my chemistry Professor lit a cigarette in class today and it smelt like a station casino. Felling at home. Miss you Las Vegas. (122 characters)
\n– Harrison Etherington.<\/p>\n
Pro Tip: Do whatever you can to avoid Instagram on Valentine’s Day…you’ll thank me later! #singleawarenessday #ijustneedsomebodytolove (136 characters)
\n– Isabella Garcia<\/p>\n
I told girl scouts I didn’t have cash on me and couldn’t buy their cookies and they said, “We take credit and Venmo” all in unison, I’ve never been more scared. (138 characters)
\n– Mary Hinek<\/p>\n
never knew when people said they were broke in college they meant it, but here I am going to Starbucks everyday b\/c my moms card is on it. (140 characters)
\n– Mary Humphreys<\/p>\n
There is way too much rain for being Sun Diego, and the feeling of wet socks is the worst feeling since the last time my Nintendo last died. (140 characters)
\n– Jasmine Inouye<\/p>\n
This vacation I would like to fly to Croatia in order to attend the UltraEurope music festival and also to go sailing in the Adriatic Sea. (140 characters)
\n– Parsa Kanani<\/p>\n
Two-lane freeways suck when the car on the fast lane is driving at the same speed as the car on the right lane, and there\u2019s no way to pass. (139 characters)
\n– Marie Karam<\/p>\n
When you move to San Diego thinking it will be sunny and warm everyday, but it has been raining for the past week…low-key disappointed. (137 characters)
\n– Kate Morris<\/p>\n
My roomates have been telling me so many conspiracy theories, and it\u2019s come to a point where I feel like I can\u2019t trust my history teachers. (139 chgaracters)
\n– Christine Partington<\/p>\n
I\u2019m not one to applaud the president right now, but I am not cool with having to go to school on President’s day. Where is my 3 day weekend. (140 characters)
\n– Brooke Raboutou<\/p>\n
Squeak Squeak went the mouse, the wet shoes, the chair, the cupboards, the other mice, the bicycle brakes, car brakes, and the floorboards. (139 characters)
\n– Bryanna Rivas<\/p>\n
I\u2019m reminded that my biggest regret since coming to college is all the times I passed up on my mom\u2019s home cooking when I walk into the SLP. (140 characters)
\n– Antonia Thomson<\/p>\n
In southern California, when it rains you find out how dramatic people actually are- even when it\u2019s barely sprinkling, no one leaves home. (139 characters)
\n– Emily Valian<\/p>\n
Being from Southern California I was not prepared for this torrential downpour and am now wearing crocs through the puddles to get to class. (140 characters)
\n– Victoria Walz<\/p>\n
The Cartesian Standpoint is based on the principle of sufficient reason, which when proven uncertain, Descartes’ meditations seem futile. (138 characters)
\n– Max Wetter<\/p>\n
Some of you California people have never had to walk from your car to school in 13 degree weather and trust me, it really shows. (128 characters)
\n– Julia Wiley<\/p>\n
I am on my bed, bored, looking around, and I see seven empty plastic water bottles. I should probably invest in a hydro flask, or something. (140 characters)
\n– Conner Worthington<\/p>\n
It’s unusual to rain this much in San Diego, so when it does, I always seem to be unprepared, resulting to my drenched attire in class. (135 characters)
\n– Natalie Zachariou<\/p>\n
I\u2019m the Ernest Hemingway of 140 characters.
\n\u2013 Donald Trump (46 characters)<\/p>\n
The season approaches, but don\u2019t let it fool you; you will regret craving festivity if you buy peppermint mocha coffee creamer. (127 characters)<\/p>\n
So I was at my brother\u2019s 7th grade orientation today and the principal comes up to me and asks \u201cAre you new?\u201d SMH (117 characters)<\/p>\n
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When my brother and I introduce ourselves to people I say my name is Peyton and they always ask if my brother’s name is Eli which he hates. (139 characters) – Peyton Berger Once my chemistry Professor lit a cigarette Continue reading